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An Exasperated Umpire

An Exasperated Umpire

Sitting in the stands at a baseball game, a lady critic yelled, “Ump, if I was your wife, I’d feed you poison.” This was all the baseball umpire could stomach. Glaring back, he shouted, “And if I were your husband, I’d take it!”

Source: Unknown
Submitted by the homiletics class of West Coast Baptist College
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