Indications You Are a Mother

Motherhood has truly set in when:

You offer to cut up other people’s food
You hide in the bathroom to be alone
You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it’s the only one your kids will eat
You read that the average five-year-old asks 492 questions a day and you feel proud your child is above average
You use your own saliva to clean your child’s face
You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re all equal
You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth
You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you
You hire a sitter because you can’t remember the last time you went out alone with your husband, but then you spend half the night checking on the kids
You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job,” but you wouldn’t trade it for the world.

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