Humorous Labels
On a bar of Dial soap: DIRECTIONS—USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
On a Korean kitchen knife: WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY
On a Japanese food processor: NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE
On Sainsbury's peanuts: WARNING—CONTAINS NUTS