A
woman rushed up to famed violinist Fritz Kreisler after a concert and cried:
“I’d give my life to play as beautifully as you do.” Kreisler replied, “I did.”
Two frogs fell into a tub of cream. One looked at the high sides of the tub
which were too difficult to crawl over and said, “It is hopeless.” So he
resigned himself to death, relaxed, and sank to the bottom. The other one
determined to keep...
“In one of my assignments as a young infantry officer, I was
sent to the 48th Infantry near Frankfort, Germany. In those days our prize
weapon was a huge 280-mm atomic cannon. Guarded by infantry platoons, these
guns were hauled around the...
A young man, who was to return home and be married, came sooner than was
expected. He did not notify his bride-to-be of the exact time. He desired to
please her with a surprise. He loved her devotedly and had worked hard and
saved his earnings in...
During the fourteenth century Raynald III, was a duke in
what is now Belgium. As the result of a violent quarrel, Raynald’s
younger brother Edward successfully revolted against him. When Edward captured
Raynald he built a room around him...
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn in the
road. The farmer who lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,”
he called out, “forget your troubles for a spell and come on in and have
dinner with us. Then I'll help you...
“Waiting for God is not laziness. Waiting for God is not going to
sleep. Waiting for God is not the abandonment of effort. Waiting for
God means, first, activity under command; second, readiness for any new
command that may come; third, the...
Frank wasn't known for his patience, and he had absolutely no use for negative conversation. When he got a call from his wife during a busy day at work, she talked slowly and didn't seem very upbeat. Frank interrupted her and exhorted her to be...