Baptism

A Methodist Coffeepot

Although Jane was raised a Methodist, she started attending a Baptist church when she moved to a new community. One day she was helping a group of women clean the church kitchen. She emptied the large electric coffeepot and handed it to the lady...

Baptism, Humor

Baptism Does Not Save

“A man who knows that he is saved by believing in Christ does not, when he is baptized, lift his baptism into a saving ordinance. In fact, he is the very best protester against that mistake, because he holds that he has no right to be baptized...

Baptism, Quote

Fair-Weather Christians

It takes 90 gallons of water to baptize a Christian and only 9 drops of rain to keep him at home!

Source: Unknown

Baptism, Dedication, Humor

I Want to Be Alphabetized

A father was talking to his oldest son about the boy’s upcoming baptism. Wanting him to understand the significance of the event, he took great care to communicate with him. While they were talking, the boy’s younger brother, a little four-year...

Baptism, Children, Humor

Christmas and Easter Christians

There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian church, the Baptist church, the Methodist church, and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day,the Presbyterian church called a...

Baptism, Christmas, Discipleship, Easter, Humor, Resurrection