Pastoring is the greatest profession in all the world, in my opinion. If we don’t learn to laugh with and at ourselves, we will undoubtedly suffer burnout. Whether you are a pastor or not, I hope that these “top 10″ lists will bring a smile to your face. The list below is offered lightheartedly, realizing that many dear Christians defy the stereotypes that these questions imply.
- How early should I arrive in order to save seats on one of the front three rows?
- Would it be too much to ask if you’d add ten minutes to your sermons? The time passes by much too quickly.
- Pastor, I know it’s the Super Bowl tonight, but would it be possible to add the Lord’s Supper to the end of the service?
- It’s been awhile since you’ve preached on tithing, Pastor. Would you consider doing a series in the near future?
- Thank you for taking time to counsel me, Pastor. Now could you help me identify the ways by which I might be part of the problem in this situation?
- I heard that Bro. Janitor is sick, have you found anyone yet to clean the toilets, because I’m available?
- Isn’t the temperature in the auditorium always just right?
- Would you pray for safety on the roads as we travel back from our vacation this *Saturday*?
- I’m having trouble hearing you preach, could you turn the volume up?
- Would you put me on the nursery schedule for Mother’s Day?