President Abraham Lincoln once summoned an Army surgeon to the White House. The
major assumed that he was to be commended for some exceptional work. During the
conversation Mr. Lincoln asked the major about his widowed mother. “She is
doing fine...
Mrs. Jones relaxed
by reading her Bible each day. After observing this habit for several
years, her 4-year-old daughter asked, “Aren’t you ever going to get finished
reading that book?”
Somebody said that a
child is carried in its mother’s womb for nine months.
Somebody does not know that a child is carried in its mother’s heart forever.
Somebody said it takes
about six weeks to get back to normal after you’ve had a...
A mother took her
young son shopping. After a day in the stores, a clerk handed the little boy a
lollipop. “What do you say?” the mother said to the boy, to which he replied, “Charge
it!”
A teacher asked a boy this question: “Suppose your mother baked a pie and there were seven of you—your parents and five children. What part of the pie would you get?”
On August 16, 1987, Northwest Airlines flight 225 crashed just after
taking off from the Detroit airport, killing 155 people. One survived: a
four-year-old from Tempe, Arizona, named Cecelia. When rescuers found Cecelia they did not believe she...